Christopher A. Wheeler

So yesterday I picked up a couple and was taking them from their apartment in Iowa City to a motel in Coralville. I’m not sure why, but they stay at the same motel frequently, which is weird since they already have a place to live…

Anyways, the lady was talking about how hungry she was for wings. I brought up Wing Tuesday at Buffalo Wild Wings but she didn’t want that since they don’t deliver. I mentioned if she waited until Wednesday Pizza Hut has a special on wings. Then the lady said “I love wings. I don’t really like the wings though, I really like the celery and ranch dressing.”

So a few weeks ago I picked up a dude at Hy-Vee in Coralville, and he was telling me about these ridiculously awesome sales going on. One in particular was surely a deal: 10 brats for $7. He proceeded to tell me that made the brats 85 cents each, or 67, or something like that, but he wasn’t sure because he wasn’t good at math…

I told him I was pretty sure that made them 70 cents each. He wasn’t sure about that, so tried figuring it out again, and came to the conclusion that the brats were 92 cents each.